WAA!

Hello fellow.... whatever you rs! I, Mister Jonathan A. Snuff have a cold and wish i could play in the snow outside... but i cant. :( leave a comment for me telling me if you feel really bad or if i deserve it and youre rolling on the floor in hysterical laughter right now. I'd rather know than have nightmares about each and every person in the world lying on the ground laaughing because im sick. i would probaly scream my head off thank you very much. So if you still havent left comments 4 me on wat 2 rite bout, please do cause otherwise i will just rite a bunch of boring posts bout my life. So,


Eat cheese in switzerland! Love,
Mister Snuff (or Snuff Dog if you prefer)!

PARTY!!!

I am at a party with Physcopath, Skinny, Mrs. Eccentric (if you didnt no most of the fish are named off of my friends)(inr?!!!) and 2 other people who are not little fishys on my blog. BTW: you can feed the fishys on my blog by clicking. i could probly spend an hour feeding them until they threw up. So, i gtg im bout to tell a scarier story cause they are funical (specially when they are bout people that fall off of rollercoasters and go SPLAT!!!!!)


Eat cheese in switzerland! Love,
Mister Snuff (or Snuff Dog if u prefer!)

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!

Hey! This is my second blog! It's Thursday! I went to school! I had locs and eggs for breakfeast! My brother ate a squirrel! Messy ate my brother! My pet gorilla ate Messy! Messy's mom ate my pet gorilla! I ate Messy's mom! Then Messy's mom ate me from the inside! And i lived! Otherwise i wouldn't be typing this! In Alaska! Where my toes froze off! And mt boyfriend tried to glue them back on! Then epicly failed. Next, Messy ate him! Cause she thinks hes smelly! On Tuesdays! When I'm in New York! Eating beef stew! :) Sorry that was so random. I just didn't know what to talk about. Leave comments for me to tell me what to give my funny /serious opinion on. Or i will find you and push you off of a rollercoaster and you go SPLATACUS! Now its time 4 me 2 say bye in my awesome way.

Eat cheese in switzerland!!!!! Love,B>
Mister Snuff (or Snuff Dog if you prefer)

Me, myself, and eye

I am Mister Snuff. I will not give you my real name because i have many fears, and yes, they include stalkers. :) So, I thought since this is my first entry, i will tell you some things about myself.
1. I like noodles and rice
2. I have no pets :( i no im such a loser
3. Im afraid of spiders, the dark, falling off of roller coasters and going SPLAT!, and stalkers, murders, etc. you get the idea.
4. I AM COOL(yes boyfriend i no your laughing)
5.i am a brunnette. GO BRUNETTES!
6. i am a certain age i am not authourized to let u no by the FBI, CIA, and my MOTHER!!!
7. when i grow up (im gona be famous, im gona be a star, im gona b in movies; just needed to say that) im going to be a famous soccer player as my side job. my real job will be an FBI agent. When i retire from both jobs im then going to be a ninja (not a pirate, ninjas are way cooler. comment if u agree).
8. i am awesome and so is my boyfriend!
9. io have friends, not like some other losers who use blog.com (yes im talking to you messy)
10. 13 is lucky! -13 is not
11. my math teacher is a leoelfadon ( mixture of a leoproladon from charlie the unicorn and an elf. he weres the pointy shoes and everything)
12. i am female. just to let u no. u probly already figured it out since i have a boyfriend. unless you thought otherwise.........
13. i have family.